Swift and Shift Couriers

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Episode 2: Polar Bear Ring Tone

04 November 2008 | 14:32 - By Swift and Shift Couriers

Here’s the Polar Bear Boogie ringtone. It can’t be downloaded and any attempt to do so will have serious consequences. I will come to your house and smash your plants and chip all your tiles. If you have a garage I will dent the aluminium and send the Maoris from the loading dock to your local pub where they will harass taunt you and ask their cousins in security to keep you out with excuses like “Tonight’s a private party”. So be warned stooge.

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Swift and Shift Couriers is the new comedy from writer/producer/director Pauly Fenech. The show features the day to day dramas of the worst courier company in Australia.

Swift and Shift Couriers Recently acquired by the Trimega Corporation the operations manager Keith Warne, played by Ian Turpie, is under fire from his new Regional Manager Amanda Doyle, played by Amanda Keller. Keith has telephonists, dispatchers and drivers who just can’t seem to deliver on time. The series features Angry Anderson, Melissa Tkautz, Kirsty Lee Allan from Sea Patrol and Nicola Parry from Thank God You’re Here, as well as the very best of the crazy cast from Fat Pizza.

 
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