Footballers are 'knobs': discuss
The New Year brings a chance at redemption for footballers and other sporting 'knobs'.

Joey Barton used to be a knob, but has seen the light after stints in jail and rehab [GETTY]
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The New Year often provides an opportunity to take a good, hard, look at ones self and, as dawn cracks on 2010, English footballer Joey Barton has got his own piece of self reflection in early.
Barton, a high-profile professional athlete with a recent past that diplomats might care to refer to as 'troubled' but others would call 'psychotic', has declared many members of his profession to be 'knobs'.
I have been - cough, splutter - privileged to know several professional footballers over the years.
I have their mobile phone numbers, have eaten lunch with them (usually at their expense but not always), visited their homes, and driven in their cars.
Some of these guys are stars who have won the World Cup while others are scratching to make a living in difficult circumstances just like most of us.
Thankfully, most are and were grounded blokes who realised that once they'd reached the top of their profession they were indeed in a privileged position and gave that opportunity the respect it deserved.
A small minority, though, could be described as Joey Barton so eloquently cares to.
Total knobs.
The difference between my opinion of professional footballers and Barton's view of many of his colleagues is that he's a current member of the often-secret club that professional footballers belong to.
Barton, who plays for Newcastle United in England but who also put in time at Manchester City before being off-loaded, did not hold back during a recent interview with the BBC's Radio 4.
"Most footballers are knobs," he said.
"I meet a lot of them and they are so detached from real life it's untrue."
Barton, 27, was a ratbag before entering rehab, quitting drinking, and finding some perspective on life.
He served time in prison for assault, stubbed out a cigarette on a teammate, and beat up another at training.
Troubled?
Total knob.
"Driving around in flash cars and changing them like you change your socks, wearing stupid diamond watches and spending money like it's going out of fashion in the middle of a recession when some people are struggling to put food on the table for the kids – it's not the way to do it," he said.
Rehab, he said, "Gave me the tools to understand myself, basically. It helped me grow into a man. I was earning £20,000 a week and yet I didn't even know how to behave, I was just a child. You grow up in an environment where, as long as you're a good player, you're told that you're the best all the time."
"I must have been as close as you can get to self-destruct. I had two choices, basically. Either you carry on what you're doing and your career's gone, or you address it."
Star footballers often disdainfully swat away the media - until, that is, they come hunting for a job when their playing careers are finished and no one cares who they are - but Barton claimed being in the spotlight may have saved his life.
"I am very thankful to the media of [the UK]," he said.
"There's stuff I got away with. But I'm very fortunate, because of my profile and the job I do and the fact that I'm in the public eye, it got addressed. And it's only the fact that I'm grounded by the trouble I've been in that's forced me away from being in the football world."
"I don't want to be famous," he said. "It was never for me about the cars, the women, the money – whatever people perceive to come with it. I love football, I want to play football."
"Whether you're the best footballer in the world, or the best golfer or the best cricketer, you're a human being. You might be good at that, but you might be crap at life."
Hopefully, a pleasant tale of redemption to kick start 2010.
Now, as for the other knobs... Happy New Year!
(oh, and psssst: it's not just footballers).
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Comments (4)
Knob On
You can turn the knob all you like, but its still a knob... Might want to toss a few more knobs or tools (call them what you want) in to the sporting toolbox. That knob "Carey", "Barry Thug knob Hall", half of the "Sydney Knobsters, I mean Roosters" and the "Cronulla Knob Sharks" NRL teams, "Ron Knobtest" from the NBA, and of course "Anthony Knobdine"
01 Jan 2010 22:44 AEST
From: Canberra
He's not the only knob
At last a bit of honesty!
01 Jan 2010 17:33 AEST
From: sydney
this one.
some footballers are knobs, he's one of them. they might spend like children but most of the people who deride them for that would be doing precisely the same thing if they had that much cash. it's very easy to dismiss something as unethical, and claim to be able to resist it, when you've not even had the opportunity to do it. very easy, but the claim is invalid without demonstration. most footballers aren't really knobs. rugby league players, by contrast...
01 Jan 2010 10:36 AEST
From: Radelaide
Might be a Knob, but knobs do turn
Yes he's a knob. But he's just like the rest only amplified. I like what he said. It sounds like that he's actually gotten some real persepective on life. Not his fault, as a professional footballer, he's been cocooned from reality since 12 years old. Hope he can actually make something of his footballing career. Wasted talent.
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