Roubaix: A fait accompli?

06 April 2012 | 11:00 - By Anthony Tan

Anthony Tan wonders, is there any reason, any reason at all, to doubt Tom Boonen holding aloft a fourth piece of pavé come Easter Sunday in Hell?

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Which one of these cobbles would you like Mr. Boonen? (AAP)

The 110th edition of Paris-Roubaix is fast approaching, but the first time in a few years, I’m not that excited about it.

Don’t get me wrong, I am a little anxious, and I will stay up Sunday night to watch it, Cornetto or Magnum in hand (I'm yet to decide which – decisions, decisions…), but I’m not'‘Big Kev excited', if you know what I mean.

Why? The answer's really quite obvious: right now, Tom Boonen is by far the strongest rider, and Omega Pharma-Quick Step is by far the strongest team.

While many including myself have been critical of Fabian Cancellara and his alpha male way of racing, I have never said I wouldn’t want him in the race, and never will. Simply by his presence, he creates a visceral aura that before a pedal stroke has been turned, intimidates lesser opponents to the point where they’re already thinking about the availability of hot water by the time they hit the showers.

Last Sunday in Flanders, when he crashed exiting a feed zone with 62 kilometres remaining, it was if someone had turned off a huge, blinking red switch that read 'animate'.

The entire peloton – sans Boonen and Omega Pharma-Quick Step – didn’t know what to do. So fearful were they of Cancellara, they were all waiting for him to launch one of his famed though predictable attacks, which most likely would have been delivered in spades on the third and final ascension of the Oude Kwaremont.

Plenty of ifs and buts may be inserted here but judging by his preternatural strength at Milan-San Remo, I reckon he would've got away and won. Because though he prevailed even Boonen admitted he had a bit of an off day, evidenced by his inability to launch a race-winning attack (although after Cancellara exited stage left, collarbone broken in four places, he didn’t have to), and being tailed off ever so slightly on the final climb of the Paterberg by Alessandro Ballan and Filippo Pozzato.

What is virtually beyond doubt, is that had the 360-metre climb of the Paterberg been the 1.2-kilometre-long Muur-Kapelmuur instead, as most Belgian fans think it should be before race organisers broke a 31-year tradition, Cancellara would have certainly won, for this was the scene of his launching pad in 2010 when the Swiss Time Lord simply rode away from Boonen en route to victory.

But Fabian will not be with us till July. And so by default, Boonen has become the new Cancellara. The Marked Man.

Those whose clothing does not bear the Omega Pharma-Quick Step moniker will simply watch those whose apparel does bear the OP-QS stamp of approval. A stamp that says we are the best, we know we are the best, and you might as well take the rest.

The only element swinging in The Others’ favour is that unlike Flanders, Roubaix is more unpredictable. Intimate knowledge of every twist and turn is not imperative for there are no bergs and less bends, and crashes and punctures are common as cobblestones. Boonen may be one of those unfortunate many, though I hardly wish it upon him or his team.

However so solid is his squad, as shown by the 11-man break with 32km to go in Flanders that contained no less than three wise men from OP-QS (Boonen, Niki Terpstra and Sylvain Chavanel), even if Tommeke were to puncture or crash without hurting himself, he would likely have the necessary support to bring him back to the lead group.

There is one other thing: Boonen has been going full speed ahead since winning two stages and the overall at the Tour of Qatar, which begun February 5 – now two months ago. It means that he’s right at the tail end of his peak form – Roubaix will likely be his last stop before taking an enforced rest – and could already be on a downward dip, albeit a very slight one.

Still, I’d say he’s got one more monument left in him before he takes to the couch like you and I.

So my question to you this week is not who will win Roubaix but who will finish on the podium alongside Boonen, as he holds aloft his fourth piece of pavé?

Twitter: @anthony_tan

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06 Apr 2012 18:40 AEST

LMH5

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After the events of last year I don't see how anyone could think P-R is a foregone conclusion. PS: Get yourself some Doritos as well Anthony.

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06 Apr 2012 17:56 AEST

mary

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one thing i can say about anthony tan is that he is always entertaining.

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06 Apr 2012 15:06 AEST

Fox555

From: Sydney

Decisions Decisions Anthony, Go on, splurge and go both- the cornetto and the magnum.. It is Parie-Roubaix

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06 Apr 2012 14:32 AEST

Michael

From: Adelaide

Tan man, just go to bed if you think its a foregone conclusion. I do agree that Boonen will be the strongest rider on the start line come Sunday, but there are no guarantees in cycling, especially in P-R. Boonen was the strongest rider at Flanders two years running a couple of seasons ago. Did he win? No he was marked out the race: both times Devolder got the chocolates. Boonen was also predicted to perform strongly last year. A ill-timed mechanical in the 'forest' put his dreams to rest.

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06 Apr 2012 13:36 AEST

BarkingOwl

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VanSummeren?

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06 Apr 2012 13:07 AEST

Mike (Brighton)

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Boonen is strong but so is Chavanel Terpstra. Boonen is beatable...he was vulnerable in Flanders and if Pozzato had worked with Ballan and attacked he may not have won. He seems the strongest but I like look of Ballan with outside chance Phinney, (junior winner) with Hushovd not quite there yet but might surprise. Can't discount OGrady and maybe outside chance is Goss as GreenEdge have strong team. Boasson Hagen has form as does Pozzato. Haussler would be hoping for at least a Top 10 finish.

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