ADVERTISEMENT

The Butcher, the Chef, and the Swordsman

Share This
+ Comment
0

Credits: Directed by Wuershan and starring Masanobu Ando, You Benchang, Liu Xiaoye, Ashton Xu and Kitty Zhang Yuqi.

Details: (M), 92 mins, China, People's Republic of / Hong Kong / United States,

Synopsis: Chopper is a boorish, mutton-chopped butcher whose dream is to buy the hand of the high-class Madame Mei. But she already has a suitor: a savage warrior from the desert who wields a very large sword. Chopper stumbles upon a mighty weapon – a cleaver forged from the swords of the world’s top martial artists – that comes with a tale about the Mute, a chef, and his aging master who must prepare dinner for a murderous gourmand. With a titillating eight-course meal and precise knife work, the two stories come crashing together.

Genres: Action, Comedy

more details

Flimsy narrative blunts action epic.

One gets the impression that the whirling iron cleaver at the centre of Wuershan’s action epic Swordsman had undue influence during the editing of this vivid but at times frantically incomprehensible picture.

The Mongolian-born director, adapting The Legend of the Kitchen Knife short story series, brings a multiple cuts-per-second dynamic to his debut feature. As with many international directors who step up from the world of advertising, he fails to fully grasp the notion that large-screen projections of visuals designed to leave an impression over 30 seconds don’t translate into an audience-friendly 90-odd minutes. The inherently vapid nature of the ad-industry aesthetic is exacerbated by the relative lack of narrative to warrant the stylistic energy. Rarely have terms like ‘style-over-substance’ and ‘form-over-content’ been more appropriate.

The film is a collection of three character journeys, their story strands representing ‘desire’, ‘vengeance’ and ‘greed’. All are bound by the powers of a large broad blade, crafted from the iron of five legendary swords. The first protagonist we meet is a rotund, bearded butcher (Liu Xiaoye), a shrieking weasel of a man who obsesses over Madame Mei (Kitty Zhang Yuqi), the most beautiful courtesan in The House of a Thousand Flowers, the local whorehouse overseen by a tart-mouthed, grotesquely made-up madam (Dong Lifan). The butcher’s arc tops and tails the overall story but it is the least interesting by some measure; particularly grating are the shrill screams and hammy acting of Liu and the singing-dancing chorus of prostitutes who giggle and whine incessantly.

We next meet the warrior Dugu Cheng (Ashton Xu), seen heartlessly robbing his father’s grave to secure the black iron from which he has crafted his own blade; earnest acting, willowy set design and some neat swordsmanship highlight this sequence. Finally, the film hits its stride with the story of the mute chef (Masanobu Ando) who has sharpened his culinary skills so that he may enter the court of the evil Great Eunuch Liu (Xie Ning) and act out his own form of retribution. This segment featuring beautifully rendered Asian delicacies and some thankfully silent passages, allows for small amounts of character nuance to emerge; when Wuershan stops to take a breath, the film is all the better for it. It is fleeting, though – we are soon thrust back into the headache-inducing world of the butcher and his puerile desires. The film finishes on a flowery, unconvincing splash of predestined romance.

One cannot begrudge the director’s confidence and vision. He utilises numerous techniques to convey his graphic novel-like take on feudal China: black-and-white animation, traditional theatre, literal splashes of video-game action, even the cheeky use of those badly drawn Korean news-broadcast cartoons. (In this case, depicting how the cleaver slices a horse in half.) But it is all delivered with such a bullying, rat-a-tat incoherency that the technical prowess and narrative responsibilities are all but smothered.

A critical and commercial failure in its homeland, it is the second film released via the domestic Chinese division of 20th Century Fox (after Tony Chan’s and Wing Shya’s holiday romp, Hot Summer Days). The corporate giant then formed an allegiance with U.S. director Doug Liman (The Bourne Identity) to present the film at its recent Toronto Festival screening and lend his name to its marketing. It is hard to say how much influence Liman had over the finished product, but the already jittery directorial eye of Wuershan may have been better served by a collaborator who favours a less-is-more approach.   

ADVERTISEMENT
Watch Films Online
Films on SBS TV
Sunday, 19th May
23:15
Breakfast On Pluto
In the 1970s, a young transgender foundling, Patrick 'Kitten' Braden, comes of age by leaving his Irish town for London, in part to look for his mother and in part because his gender identity is beyond the town's understanding. Nominated for a 2006 Golden Globe for Best Actor (Cillian Murphy). Directed by Neil Jordan and also stars Stephen Rea, Eva Birthistle and Liam Neeson. (From the UK) (Drama) (2006) (Rpt) MAV (V,L) CC
Monday, 20th May
13:00
Dragon Tiger Gate
Based on Tony Wong's long-running comic book series. Dragon and his brother Tiger emerge from the back streets of Hong Kong to help the powerless fight injustice. Nominated for Best Action Choreography at the 2007 Hong Kong Film Awards. Directed by Wilson Yip and stars Donnie Yen, Nicholas Tse and Shawn Yu. (From Hong Kong, in Cantonese) (Action/Adventure) (2006) (Rpt) M (V)
00:05
Election 2
As election time nears, current triad chairman Lok faces competition from his godsons. Jimmy is the perfect candidate: smart and entrepreneurial. Even the Chinese authorities are interested in what Jimmy has to offer. The only problem is, Lok isn't one who gives up power easily. Winner of the Hong Kong Film Critics Society Award for Best Film in 2007. Directed by Johnnie To and stars Louis Koo, Simon Yam and Nick Cheung. (From Hong Kong, in Cantonese) (Mystery/Crime) (2006) (Rpt) MAV (V)
Tuesday, 21st May
23:00
Night And Fog
Hong Kong filmmaker Ann Hui paints a realistic picture of domestic violence in this dark family drama. Beginning at the end of the story, the film opens with the brutal murder by a man of his wife and daughters. Going back through witness testimonies and flashbacks, we learn how turmoil and violence lurked underneath the surface of a seemingly idyllic family. Nominated for three Hong Kong Film Awards in 2010, including Best Director. Stars Simon Yam, Jingchu Zhang and Amy Chum. (From Hong Kong, in Cantonese and Mandarin) (Drama) (2009) MAV (A,V)
Wednesday, 22nd May
23:10
Brick
Brendan Frye is a loner, someone who knows all the angles but has chosen to stay on the outside. When his ex-girlfriend Emily turns up dead, he is determined to find out why, and plunges into the dark and dangerous underworld of a high school crime ring. Winner of the Special Jury Prize at the 2005 Sundance Film Festival. Directed by Rian Johnson and stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Lukas Haas and Emilie de Ravin. (From the US) (Mystery/Crime) (2005) M (V,D) CC
00:05
Accused
On the surface, Henrik and Nina Christofferson are a seemingly ordinary couple with a happy family life. But their 14-year-old daughter, Stine, has a habit of telling lies in class. When Stine accuses her father of sexual abuse, and is believed by seemingly eager social workers, their family is thrust into crisis. Nominated for the Golden Bear at Berlin in 2005. Directed by Jacob Thuesen and stars Troels Lyby, Sofie Grabol and Kirstine Rosenkrands Mikkelsen. (From Denmark, in Danish) (Drama) (2005) (Rpt) MA (A)
Thursday, 23rd May
00:10
Estomago: A Gastronomic Story
After landing a job in a diner to pay for his meal, a tramp proves to be a talented cook as he works his way up in the hospitality world and falls for a prostitute who is taken with his culinary skills. A multi-award winning film, including the 2009 Cinema Brazil Grand Prize for Best Film. Directed by Marcos Jorge and stars Joao Miguel, Fabiula Nascimento and Babu Santana. (From Brazil, in Portuguese) (Drama) (2007) (Rpt) MAV (N,L,S,N)
Friday, 24th May
23:05
Manual Of Love 2
Monica Bellucci leads a host of good-looking Italian actors in this heart-warming, comical anthology of four interconnected tales of love. A radio DJ invites listeners to call in and tell their love stories. What follows are the stories of four different kinds of relationships. Directed by Giovanni Veronesi and also stars Carlo Verdone, Riccardo Scamarcio and Sergio Rubini. (From Italy, in Italian) (Romantic Comedy) (2007) (Rpt) M (S,L,N,V)
00:45
Empire Of The Wolves
Jean Reno stars in this fast paced action thriller in the vein of The Bourne Identity. Two police officers scour the underworld of Paris to investigate a series of brutal murders. The case leads them to a mysterious Turkish far-right group called the Grey Wolves. Directed by Chris Nahon, and also stars Arly Jover and Jocelyn Quivrin. (From France, in French and Turkish) (Thriller) (2005) (Rpt) MAV (V)
Saturday, 25th May
21:30
Snowtown
Based on true events, 16-year-old Jamie falls in with his mother's new boyfriend and his crowd of self-appointed neighbourhood watchmen, a relationship that leads to a spree of torture and murder. Winner of six Australian Film Institute awards in 2012, including Best Direction. Directed by Justin Kurzel and stars Lucas Pittaway, Bob Adriaens and Louise Harris. (From Australia) (Mystery/Crime) (2011) MAV (A,V,L) CC
ADVERTISEMENT
SBS Film Guide to...
Australian Film Season: SBS ONE

Celebrate Australian filmmaking with this home-grown season. Starts May 25.

Saturday Cult Movie: SBS 2

A month of movies with an edge. Saturday nights in April.

SBS ONE Film schedule: Sandy George presents

Movies are back in primetime on Saturday nights, presented by Sandy George.

ADVERTISEMENT
Prisoners of War (DVD)
Prisoners of War (DVD)

In the gripping Israeli drama that inspired ‘Homeland’, two soldiers return home after 17 years in captivity.

Jazz Club (Albums)
Jazz Club (Albums)

The coolest music from the hottest artists - digitally remastered recordings from the greats of Jazz.