The Pirates! Band Of Misfits (3D)

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Credits: Directed by Peter Lord and Jeff Newitt and starring Hugh Grant, Salma Hayek, Imelda Staunton, Brian Blessed, Jeremy Piven, Brendan Gleeson, Martin Freeman, David Tennant, Russell Tovey, Lenny Henry and Ashley Jensen.

Details: (G), In Cinemas 5 April 2012, United Kingdom / United States, English

Synopsis: The luxuriantly bearded Pirate Captain (Hugh Grant) – a boundlessly enthusiastic, if somewhat less-than-successful, terror of the High Seas sails with a rag-tag crew at his side (Martin Freeman, Brendan Gleeson, Russell Tovey, and Ashley Jensen). Seemingly blind to the impossible odds stacked against him, the Captain has one dream: to beat his bitter rivals Black Bellamy (Jeremy Piven) and Cutlass Liz (Salma Hayek) to the much coveted Pirate Of The Year Award.  It’s a quest that takes our heroes from the shores of exotic Blood Island to the foggy streets of Victorian London.  Along the way they battle a diabolical queen (Imelda Staunton) and team up with a haplessly smitten young scientist (David Tennant), but never lose sight of what a pirate loves best: adventure!

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