The Week That Was

12 April 2010 | 10:46 - By Matthew Evans

What a difference a week makes. Last week, I was in the chicken coop with some adolescent chooks when a tiger snake dropped by for a visit. It poked its head above the hay, slithered around the edge of the coop, and eventually disappeared down another hole at the back. It focuses the mind, being in a confined space with a known killer.

The next day I was in a room full of food writers. Not sure which day was more fraught with danger. At least with a slithery snake you know exactly who has the poisonous bite.

The rest of the week was spent learning things. Learning about the best way to cut through a chicken’s leg and twist it so you get rid of the tough tendons in the drumstick. Thank you Shane. Learning about organics and pasture at the Penguin Organic and Sustainability Festival. (Yes, there is a town called Penguin, and yes, it is cute.) Finding out from the mate who stepped in to milk the cow that Maggie really is bossy, majestic and stubborn.

And, finally, discovering that tiny little piglets, the length of a baby’s arm, are born with glossy black hair, fine soft skin and very little fat but a big snout to suckle with. Nine of them are now tearing around the paddock, never too far from Tinkerbell, their mum, and are likely to get into mischief any day soon. When newly born, they’re slight in the hand. When they suckle, only seven can reach the upper teats, the others are on the teats tucked under Mum. They look like they’re buried. She grunts constantly as they feed, only standing up to feed herself, and even then the littlies come up underneath trying to suckle. It must be inordinately draining, having so many milk-fed infants. Unlike commercial operations, my slips (as piglets are known) will stay on their mum for up to two months. Apparently Tinkerbell will let me know when she’s sick of them.

There’s corn in the garden now; pale, fine kernels that are impossibly sweet. Nothing like the corn I know from the shops. Firewood stacks are appearing around the valley. No wonder, from the sound of chainsaws over the last fortnight. Apples are fat and red and green, the trucks taking them to market fill the roads. There’s still precious little rain and the pasture cries out for some. The tanks are better managed; plenty of water to get us through until it falls from the sky. The trees in the garden haven’t fared so well. Some of the natives, even, are looking peaky.

Our chooks are moulting. This is the time of year, as the days shorten, that chickens lose some of their feathers and go off the lay. Some days there’s only one egg from several layers. In industrial farms they can force their birds to moult quickly by starving them, that way they get back to business, laying eggs quicker than the month mine will take. More often, factory farms simply make up for the lack of daylight with electric lights. A commercial laying bird is only expected to lay for a year, so they get as much out of them as they can in that time. Some well-meaning people buy old birds from battery farms, believing they’ve saved the old birds. In a way they have, but they’ve also helped prop up the battery farm in the process.

The Plymouth Rock has provided us with three little ones. Soon there will be a second coop – maybe a mobile one this time. For now it’s all about the pigs – finding a boyfriend for Wendy, a girlfriend for Peter Pan, and then building a place for them on new land, perhaps on my bush block on the farther hill.

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29 Aug 2011 10:25 AEST
Monica
From NSW
Hi Matthew, Revisiting a few of your old blog posts! Wondering if your piglets have to have Vitamin K injections as do ones raised in far less kind circumstances? Just curious

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09 Jul 2010 01:43 AEST
Mary
From Melbourne
Hi Matthew, I won a hamper of food from you after buying your book "The Real Food Companion". I haven't had a chance to try the food yet but I wanted to thank you for the wonderful cheese, meat, condiments and DVD. I can't wait to taste and savour them all. Mary

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26 Apr 2010 03:50 AEST
From Newtown, NSW
Hi Matthew, I lived in Franklin on my own for about 2 years after moving down from Bondi. Yes it was different! I wasn't prepared for the experience at the time and moved back to Sydney so I totally admire you if you are doing it down there on your own, albeit with good friends. I loved the Tasmanian winters and it was a relief to live somewhere that actually had seasons. I'm now Chair of Street Book, a sustainability organisation, and it will be a pleasure to write a review of your DVD.

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19 Apr 2010 04:53 AEST
Pip Hayward
From Cairns
Your blog is fantastic. You write so eloquently - i hope those piglets appreciate your talents! We are coming to Tassie in two weeks for our honeymoon, we will try to bring you some monsoonal showers from cairns when we do, but otherwise we will enjoy dry weather and not sinking into the mud every time we go for a walk. Good luck finding a boyfriend for Wendy - i do like how your animals have people names.

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17 Apr 2010 10:14 AEST
chris jacques
Matthew, this may seem a little insensative however it is certainly not meant to be in light of your recent arrivals. From your chef experience and as a food critic, at what age would you expect a pig to be finished in order for it to be eaten as suckling pig?

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15 Apr 2010 09:30 AEST
Karen Reyment
From Brisbane
So the piglets have very little fat. Bet they won't be fat poor for long with those suckle perfect snouts. I look forward to watching their transformation to plumpness and to hearing of their journey, no doubt, to the table.

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15 Apr 2010 08:13 AEST
From Jamberoo NSW
Do you have any recommendations for web sites or books on raising pigs? I'm about to start building fences, and want to make sure I do it right!

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14 Apr 2010 08:58 AEST
From Boorowa
Wonderful follow-up to the tv series. Learnt about this blog through elegantsufficiency's twitter. First frost last night (though mild) here in in Southern Slopes of NSW at Boorowa. Still haven't lit a fire. According to our local mayor, "There is no need to light a fire before ANZAC Day". Do this and it's a display of moral and physical weakness. Who would dare? Some do. Here's hoping you have rain. We have.

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14 Apr 2010 05:58 AEST
From Huon Valley
Oh Congratulations! They are so darn cute! Enjoyed your wonderfully descriptive musings of autumn in the valley.

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14 Apr 2010 05:57 AEST
From Frenchs Forest
So you did get a boar in after all, eh? Nice family of piglets

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14 Apr 2010 03:54 AEST
Senator Christine Milne
Hi Matthew. Was great seeing you at the Penguin Organic and Sustainable Living Festival. People loved what you had to say. Check out a picture on my blog, ‘Sowing Seeds with Christine Milne’. Here’s the link if you, or anybody else for that matter, fancies a yarn about gardening as a way of growing a better world. Cheers, Christine. http://sowingseedswithchristinemilne.wordpress.com/2010/04/14/green-tomato-pickles-and-a-verdant-box-of-herbs/

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14 Apr 2010 03:47 AEST
writrockley
Perhaps I need you to talk to my husband, so he'll let me get some pigs? So cute, I just want to cuddle them!

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12 Apr 2010 05:23 AEST
Jane Suffield
From McCrae
Congratulations on the arrival of the piglets, they look very content and very cute. I'm sure they will provide hours of enjoyment in the months to come. Hope you are getting some of the rain as Melbourne has finally had its first taste of Autumn/Winter with some decent falls in the last couple of days.

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