Home-smoked sausages and the National Food Plan

08 August 2012 | 15:38 - By Matthew Evans

Seafood is contraband on Virgin flights. At least in the cabin, apparently. Even if it’s good Tassie blue eye; dry salted, poached in milk, mixed with potato and organic garlic and truffle and turned into brandade, that joyous French dip. Even if the brandade is sealed under vacuum and packed with ice in a closed and taped insulated box. Even if it doesn’t smell one jot. It’s a sad indictment on our society that food, good food, isn’t allowed in the cabin of a plane simply because it comes under the very broad banner of seafood. Don’t expect to be able to take a tuna sandwich aboard a Virgin flight if my experience is anything to go by.

Anyway, the brandade was a sample from my next book, a Gourmet Farmer Deli Book, co-authored with Nick and Ross, which comes out later this month. It was the remains of a batch made for a truffle lunch in the north of Tasmania. Shame the Fat Pig Farm caravan didn’t make the trip back home. Smoke billowing from the wheels, two calls to the RACT, a $400 towing bill later, and I now have to replace the brake units on my little converted food van.

They say truffles are expensive. You can buy a little truffle for under $30. I will before the season finishes, because it will give me far more joy than the grand or so I’ll drop on the caravan just to keep it on the road. Most people spend more on their mobile phone bill each month than they would on a small truffle once a year. Money none of us seemed to be able to find just a decade ago. It all comes down to priorities.

Speaking of priorities, I attended a public meeting about the Federal Government’s National Food Plan last week. And I learned that Australia has no intention of being self sufficient in food. I would’ve thought that being able to grow a wide variety of food, in quantities that could sustain our nation, would be part of a plan for food security. Seems not. Half of all Australian fruit, nuts and veg is estimated to rot or never leave the farm. Sixty per cent of the stuff we harvest, including meat, is exported. I would’ve thought there’d be some room in there for self-sufficiency. Not that we won’t export. Or import. But if worst came to worst, be it war or peak oil, or some other kind of issue, I’d like to see us capable of supporting ourselves indefinitely. It seems that’s not part of the Plan. You can have your say here.

My week has been all over the place. Watching the moon come up over Symmons Plains waiting for a tow truck. Moving five pigs to the slaughterhouse the morning after cooking the truffle lunch. Cursing and struggling in the mud to shift a shelter to a new paddock. Getting zapped by the electric fence five times as we did so. Getting zapped another ten times as I slashed the grass underneath the hot wire that keeps the pigs in. Planting veg in the new poly-tunnels. Drying some little cacciatore sausages over a smouldering fire under the eaves. Watching my three year old learn how to get into and out of the back of the ute for the first time. While I try to load the pigs. Wondering where the three new ewes have got to. Baking bread with little bits of pork crackling in it. Tasting every Tasmanian distiller’s whisky. Moving compost. Enjoying a little more daylight than just a few weeks back.

Living. Just living every day. And loving the life we live.

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27 Nov 2012 03:49 AEST
From Canowindra
Dining and wining at country restaurant can be fun and worthwhile if the restaurant offers you the choice of 50 local wines from 8 local vineyards as well as if the restaurants offer all the features of a welcoming country restaurant. So, come and enjoy some of the delicious dishes at taste canowindra restaurant!

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04 Sep 2012 08:35 AEST
Dale
From Franklin (yes the other side of the river)
Tasting every Tasmanian distillers Whisky. Oh yeah! With a good cheese platter for pacing purposes I hope..

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24 Aug 2012 08:12 AEST
From Cooran, QLD
How I love that series one.... the gastronomic orgasm over the prosciutto and the pounding of the pork leg are classics! Re Matt's wife, did you mean "sham" or "shame" Catherine...? ;-)

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19 Aug 2012 07:46 AEST
catherine
From southport
is it true the gourmet farmer has a wife? what a sham

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19 Aug 2012 06:29 AEST
Narri
From Kendenup WA
Isn't life great when you have little patch of dirt to call your own, and to be able to feed your family from this patch. Just smoked a leg of lamb for dinner tonight served with salad from the garden. Yes this is living. Can not wait for your new book.

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18 Aug 2012 07:04 AEST
From Cooran, QLD
I see someone disagreed with me re my last comment (though someone else DID agree!) You can disagree all you like, the fact remains that by 2020 Australia will be as good as out of oil, fuel will be largely inaccessible/unaffordable, and quite likely money will be worthless... There's a perfectly good market in Cygnet and a Transition Town Initiative underway as well. THAT's what I'd like to see more of. Hopefully, we'll make it to Cygnet before TSHTF. And teach Matt how to tractor pigs...

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17 Aug 2012 06:44 AEST
Cheese lover
From Cooran
There's an idea Micheal. Can you cater my 50th? I am thinking Oysters and Sparkling... That's right I am coming to Tassie for that. Can't wait. Yipee

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17 Aug 2012 04:00 AEST
From Cooran, QLD
Just watched series one the other night..... it only reminded me of how it was the most appealing of all of them. I really enjoyed the sustainability side of that series, but the last one lost me when it went all commercial, even going overseas to discover what could have been discovered right here in Oz...

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13 Aug 2012 08:05 AEST
todd
love the show and more importantly your attitude and beliefs. you inspired me to buy a 5 acre block and try and live off the land even if it is only small scale. i too was once a chef and a critic (although never paid too critcize). we are looking to do chooks maybe some pigs and bees but have a few veg patches and plant alot of native fruit and nut trees. the ocean views are just a bonus. my block is good territory for goats most the builders say as there cars don't make it up the driveway.

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11 Aug 2012 09:22 AEST
Michael
From Sunny Melbourne
Can you cater for my wedding? You can bring Ross and Nick if you like!

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10 Aug 2012 04:39 AEST
From Redfern
Matthew, just loving reading your words here... Stephanie W

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09 Aug 2012 05:13 AEST
Lou
From Metung
Oh what a great reminder....... we too try and buy one little truffle every winter, it can elevate a simple meal into something spectak ! maybe a cheese and truffle souffle, with eggs from the farm up the road..... and then an omelette for breakfast, with the last of the truffle shaved over it... bliss... that's my truffle fix until next winter..

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09 Aug 2012 08:37 AEST
3066
From 3066
" Thank you " for the small moments when I read your post and feel at pease with life!!

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