• Pauline Hanson surrounded by media circa 2001 (Getty Images)
Australia’s Pauline Hanson has delivered more memorable quotes than a roofer that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
By
Jeremy Cassar

27 Jul 2016 - 10:31 AM  UPDATED 1 Aug 2016 - 9:50 AM

Recently, while perusing the novelty section of the local bookstore (a ‘bookstore’ is a shop where physical books are sold), I faced the sad truth that every single quotation book failed to mention ANY of Pauline Hanson’s words of relative wisdom.
In solidarity with Pauline’s bold take on the world, we implore you to grab a pair of scissors and cut out each of these quotes, then leave them on the welcome mat outside your local bookstore.

The infamous *ominous wind chimes* maiden speech

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This YouTube video was David Oldfield’s ingenious plan to regain public support. Yes, Oldfield sensationalised real-life death threats like some late-nineties Walter White.

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Pauline’s worldview assumes all nationalities in this nation live on an even playing field

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Two simple words that penetrated a generation and left behind an immovable mark

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Pauline please explains her thoughts on Islam to the hosts of Sunrise

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Hanson drops one of her signature truth bombs on the AAP in 2006

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Outside a recent Reclaim Australia rally, Pauline is probed for her thoughts on those who call her racist

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Banter, Hanson-style, during an interview on Studio 10

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Pauline’s recent response to Sam Dastyari's invitation to join him for a Halal snack pack in Sydney’s Western suburbs. Shame she missed the perfect opportunity to slip in the old “I don’t like it.

 

Speaking (or not speaking) of…

Now that Pauline Lee is back in the public eye, we expect endless streams of instantly quotable material to spew forth from betwixt those authentic Australian lips.

Thanks for the words, PH. Much love.

See more of Pauline, her commentators and the infamous fish and chip shop where it all began in Pauline Hanson: Please Explain! Available to view at SBS On Demand now.

Or watch it right here:

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