Recently, while perusing the novelty section of the local bookstore (a ‘bookstore’ is a shop where physical books are sold), I faced the sad truth that every single quotation book failed to mention ANY of Pauline Hanson’s words of relative wisdom.
In solidarity with Pauline’s bold take on the world, we implore you to grab a pair of scissors and cut out each of these quotes, then leave them on the welcome mat outside your local bookstore.
The infamous *ominous wind chimes* maiden speech
This YouTube video was David Oldfield’s ingenious plan to regain public support. Yes, Oldfield sensationalised real-life death threats like some late-nineties Walter White.
Pauline’s worldview assumes all nationalities in this nation live on an even playing field
Two simple words that penetrated a generation and left behind an immovable mark
Pauline please explains her thoughts on Islam to the hosts of Sunrise
Hanson drops one of her signature truth bombs on the AAP in 2006
Outside a recent Reclaim Australia rally, Pauline is probed for her thoughts on those who call her racist
Banter, Hanson-style, during an interview on Studio 10
Pauline’s recent response to Sam Dastyari's invitation to join him for a Halal snack pack in Sydney’s Western suburbs. Shame she missed the perfect opportunity to slip in the old “I don’t like it.”
Speaking (or not speaking) of…
Now that Pauline Lee is back in the public eye, we expect endless streams of instantly quotable material to spew forth from betwixt those authentic Australian lips.
Thanks for the words, PH. Much love.