1. This dad's brilliant summoning charm.
2. This gender-bending remark.
3. This questionable family motto.
4. This crude reminder not to sit on table tops.
5. This less-than-accurate representation of the male species.
6. This practical piece of advice.
7. This unfortunate slip.
8. This network-approved costume.
9. This rather inappropriate nickname for an examination.
10. This divine fashion win.
11. This graphic description of dyed hair.
12. This thoughtful gift.
13. This preventative measure.
14. This desperate father's plea.
15. This horrific alarm clock.
16. This show of brotherly love.
17. This scolding that didn't need subtitles.
18. This precocious five-year-old.
19. This 100% scientifically-proven fact.
20. This questionable parenting choice.
21. This 'flash' from the past.
22. These parents who blurred the line between frugality and resourcefulness.
23. And this shining pearl of wisdom.