• Black Trump: "They Love Me" (Comedy Central)Source: Comedy Central
“They Love Me” is your new jam.
Nick Bhasin

2 May 2016 - 10:45 AM  UPDATED 2 May 2016 - 10:50 AM

We can all agree that The Daily Show with Trevor Noah is not The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. First of all, their names are completely different – different letters, pronunciation, everything.

And after seven months of Noah, maybe the show is not as funny as it used to be and maybe it doesn’t have a stinging point of view anymore.

But there are clearly some talented people still working there because this song, “They Love Me,” is fantastic.

Its lyrics are made up of Donald Trump quotes, which are disturbingly hilarious by themselves, but when strung together in a typically self-serious hip-hop track, they’re even more preposterous. Toss in TDS correspondent Jordan Klepper as Black Trump’s hype man and you’ve got the song of the year.

And when you consider the fact that there is a chance (I think it’s a small one, but what do I know) this man could become The President of the United States, the whole thing becomes absurd to the point you’ll want to pull yourself right out of society.



Nick Bhasin is the editor of The Guide. Follow him on Twitter.



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