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As the classic showbiz saying goes... if it ain't white, it ain't right.
21 Aug 2017 - 4:22 PM  UPDATED 21 Aug 2017 - 5:07 PM

The media is biased. Everyone knows that.

And somehow, the culture has corroded to the point that we almost never get the perspective of white supremacists. I mean, how often have you been watching a program and thought, "I'd like to hear the white supremacist take on this"? All the time, right?

And normally, you'd be out of luck. Until now.

Below are 10 series ideas that would finally bring balance to the television landscape.



Step aside, Tony Jones. Let’s have the white supremacists ask some questions.


White Friends

There’s too much diversity on TV these days. Are we so politically correct that we can’t have stories about a bunch of white friends. White friendships make the world go round. Look at Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Those guys love each other’s company AND get s*** done.


Racially Pure Offspring

Let’s lose the quirky stuff about a working woman’s struggle for work/life balance and focus on educating the mainstream primetime audience of 17- to 35-year-olds on the evils of miscegenation.

You Absolutely CAN Ask That – and the Answer is Always White Power

I’ve had it with the PC strangling on You Can’t Ask That. I refuse to let lefty fascists tell me what I can and can not ask in a free society. Do you want to know if the white race is the best race? I’ll tell you straight up the answer is definitely yes. What else do you want to ask?


Kath and Kim and the Klan (KKK)

Even if you’re a white supremacist full of incredible ideas, it can be hard to get an original script into production. So here we spin off the highly successful Kath & Kim franchise, wherein the two white women move in with a proud white man who teaches them not to be ashamed of their heritage.


The Big Eugenics Theory

A group of ethnically pure science geek friends trade barbs about how different races are not equal and science can prove it. “Bazinga! Look at this cranial study from 1842!”


Did the Holocaust Happen? No.

Tired of nasty “alt-left” documentaries like Is Australia Racist? (spoiler alert: racism doesn’t exist)? This documentary series is brave enough to ask and answer the really tough questions.

Hey Hey It’s Blackface

Remember the “controversial” blackface performance on the Hey Hey It’s Saturday revival? Well, this show will be ALL blackface. Take that, leftists!


The Amazing Master Race

Just a bunch of good white people hanging out, shooting the breeze, dividing the world into ethnostates.


The Bachelor

This show is perfect just as it is.

I haven’t had a chance to develop the concepts yet, but you can probably tell from just the titles that these series have legs…

  • Nazi Neighbours
  • Great Whites-Only Railroad Journeys
  • Have You Been Paying Attention to the Coming Race War?
  • Fake News Media Watch
  • Thank the White Christian God You’re Here
  • How I Met Your Mother at a White Pride Rally


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And for some actual perspective, watch Vice News Tonight: Charlottesville Race and Terror: