We don't have the rights to Olympic footage, but we do have the whitest man alive in shorts.
If you want to watch the Olympics, you'll have to tune in to Channel 7, but why would you? We've sent Mark Humphries to Rio to report all the action live.
The big news today is our very own basketball team, the Aussie Boomers, nearly beat the US team for first time in history.
Mark dons some shorts and shows you what went down in Rio, where he definitely is right now.