A British journalist has attempted to live-blog a press conference that was given in a language he didn't understand.
A British journalist has attempted to live-blog a press conference in German despite not understanding a word of the language.
But he soon hit a problem.
"Right we have a slight issue... they are speaking in German and my GCSE in the subject isn't much help," Bloom wrote.
"What I can deduce is that the bloke currently speaking (I'm assuming he's the Dortmund chief exec or something) genuinely sounds like someone has died. He's properly choked. Oh he just said "fantastisch". I'm guessing he wasn't describing Klopp's decision to leave the club."
And Bloom's creative blogging continued:
"Why can't I speak German???????"
"I'd love to tell you what Klopp is saying. He is saying a lot. But I can understand precisely none of it. So here's a photo of him pouring some water instead:"