After much google-netting staring out rain-streamed windows, I managed to pen this short ode to Kyary Pamyu Pamyu and in step, my argument as to why she should have been included in our "Vote for the king & queen of Asian pop" poll.
K is for Kooky, a unique character
Y is for the second letter of 'eyelashes' that you designed so well
A is for Articulate, who else could create singing onions?
R is for Ridiculously scary man-lions protecting you
Y is for Yes, she should be Queen.
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