Here's how to turn down all of those Valentine's Day date offers, "If You Are The One" style...
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13 Feb 2015 - 10:35 AM  UPDATED 30 Sep 2015 - 2:32 PM

We’ve enlisted some of the "If You Are The One" girls to give you the perfect reason to stay in and treat yourself to a night of true love!

Here's 19 ways to turn down all of those Valentine's Day date offers, "If You Are The One" style...

 

1. If he's underwhelming

2. And doesn’t particularly impress you

3. He looks like a lamp post

4. Or has poor posture

5. He’s too skinny

6. Or too fat

7. He's not mature enough... 

8. Or too mature

9. He drinks too much

10. Or he doesn’t drink enough

11. He reminds you of a teacher

12. Or a cartoon character...

13. Or an alien...

14. Or your little sister

15. Because he wears red pants

16. Or he pops his collar

17. Or you could go with a classic, It’s not you, it's me. 

18. You’ve got other priorities at the moment

19. Or you could just tell him straight out

All this and more is coming your way Saturday night from 6:30pm on SBS 2, get excited!