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Eddie McGuire is again everywhere for all the wrong reasons. This time he had company along to discuss the various ideas they have for AFL journalist Caroline Wilson. Zela wonders how Grumpy Cat would've handled it.
By
Rachel de Bear

Source:
Zela
20 Jun 2016 - 11:58 AM  UPDATED 20 Jun 2016 - 12:00 PM

On last Monday’s episode of Triple M Melbourne radio program “The Rub” they crossed to Eddie McGuire and cohorts at a charity event, The Big Freeze. This event raises money for Motor Neurone Disease research and involves celebrities sliding down an ice slide into a pool of just as icy water.  

During the cross McGuire, the North Melbourne club president James Brayshaw, Fox Footy commentator Danny Frawley and former player Wayne Carney discussed some suggestions they have for AFL journalist Caroline Wilson. 

Zela put the same ideas to Grumpy Cat to see if he could perhaps be more useful to the AFL in its desire to end violence towards women. (Full Transcript can be found here). 

Caroline Wilson should be the only embarassed participant in the charity event next year

Collingwood Club President Eddie McGuire:

 I reckon we should start the campaign for a one-person slide next year, Caroline Wilson. And I'll put in ten grand straight away- make it twenty. 

North Melbourne Club President James Brayshaw:

(Laughs)

Fox Footy commentator and former AFL player and coach Danny Frawley:

I'll be amongst it Ed. I'm in. (Laughs)

Former AFL star and girlfriend glasser Wayne Carey:

(Laughs)

Grumpy Cat: 

 

And while she is in the icy pool water, hold her down to make sure she stays under

Eddie McGuire:

And if she stays under, (I'll put in) fifty thousand. We could hold the auction here today. 

James Brayshaw:

(Louder laughter). I'm in! 

Danny Frawley:

I'll actually jump in and make sure she doesn't, I'll hold her under Ed. 

Wayne Carey:

(Louder laughter) Yes, I'm here mate. 

Grumpy Cat: 

Score: Grumpy Cat: 2, Eddie: -1, James: 0, Danny: -1, Wayne: 0

While Frawley holds her head under water, everyone should jump in and bomb her

Eddie McGuire:

I reckon we could charge ten thousand for everyone to stand around the outside and bomb her.

James Brayshaw: 

If you ran that auction from down there, I reckon you’d start grabbing some bids out of the seats too. There’d be money piling in everywhere. Bloody oath. 

Danny Frawley: 

(Louder laughter or indecipherable)

Wayne Carey: 

(Louder laughter or indecipherable)

Grumpy Cat:

Score: Grumpy Cat: 3, Eddie: -2, James: 0, Danny: -1, Wayne: 0 

If she survives all this, she'll probably act like the black widow 

Eddie McGuire

She’ll burn you like everyone else, mate. She’s like the black widow. She just sucks you in and gets you and you start talking to her and then BANG! She gets you.

James Brayshaw:

(Laughter)

Danny Frawley:

(Laughter)

Wayne Carey:

(Laughter)

Grumpy Cat:

Score: Grumpy Cat: 4, Eddie: -3, James: 0, Danny: -1, Wayne: 0 

So there you have it AFL - Grumpy Cat would be more useful to you in your quest to end violence towards women than two AFL club presidents, an AFL commentator/ex coach/player, and former player. 

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