Making professional comments about journalists
"The jig's up Caro, honestly and truly. You're becoming an embarrassment.
"And even if you were underwater, you'd still be talking,"
(Remember when he groped that mannequin with Wilson's picture on it?)
Zela judges: Sam 0, Bernie 1
On inappropriate language
"If you're going to want to be treated equally, the point is, don't complain when it's too equal," Newman said.
Zela judges: Sam 0, Bernie 2
On people who found Eddie and Co's comments offensive
"Those excrement who have weighed into this — I'd like to mention their names, but as nobody reads or listens to them because they're on second-tier media outlets. I won't bother.
"But if you spray excrement with perfume or put aftershave on a piece of excrement, at the end of the day, it's still a piece of excrement."
Zela judges: Sam 0, Bernie 3
What to wear swimming
Zela judges: Sam 0, Bernie 4