Life is short and times are hard and there are only so many movies you can jam into your brain during your time on this earth.
Yet we keep returning to old faves again and again. It’s never the greats, though; to me, Akira Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai (1954) is so obviously the greatest move ever made that it’s weird there’s even discussion about it, but that three-hour long, black and white, subtitled, monolith of cinema is a once-a-year treat, if that. No, when we need some cinematic comfort food, we dive into the pop genres: action, comedy, sci-fi.
Director Luc Besson’s 1997 blockbuster, The Fifth Element, is all three. But there’s a difference between a cool movie you can return to over and over again, and literally watching something on repeat. Yet this lurid slice of space fantasy not only deserves such attention, it demands it. Why? Well, for one thing…
The plot is bonkers

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Set in the year 2263, The Fifth Element sees fighter pilot/taxi driver Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis) team up with universal superbeing Leeloo Minaï Lekatariba-Laminaï-Tchaï Ekbat de Sebat (Mill Jovovich) and obnoxious radio DJ Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker) to find four ancient sacred stones that can hopefully be used to defeat a giant space-borne ball of black flame that is basically pure, concentrated evil. Opposing them is Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg (Gary Oldman having the time of his life), a military industrialist, and his army of alien mercenaries. And we proceed from there.
The film skips blithely from early 20th century Egypt to far-future New York City to an alien beach resort and several points in between, never letting logic or plausibility get in the way of a cool shot or stunning special effects vista. There’s a full cast of anxious priests, menacing goons, alien opera divas, and these things that look like robot ducks:
…all thrown into the narrative blender to bounce off each other to make pretty pictures. Why let story get in the way of a good story?

Seriously, ducks. Source: SBS Movies
It’s stunningly beautiful

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Complementing their work is the costume design by fashion monster Jean-Paul Gaultier, he never lets practicality come ahead of style – hence Bruce Willis’s weird, peek-a-boo panel orange singlet, Milla Jovovich’s bandage ensemble, and everything happening on and around Gary Oldman.

It's a look, we'll give him that. Source: SBS Movies
The cast is incredible


Chris Tucker won't die wondering whether he could have brought more to the role. Source: SBS Movies
Alien opera

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Watch The Fifth Element Marathon from noon on Thursday 5 May. It will also be available at SBS On Demand for 30 days, from 2.15pm on 5 May.
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My Favourite Film: The Fifth Element