US Presidential Republican candidate, Donald Trump, has been immortalised in erotic literature.
The novella tells the story of a young bellboy at Trump Hotel in Hong Kong, falling in love with Donald Trump who is staying in his Hong Kong residence.
Reaction to the e-book on Twitter has seen many commend the parody novel, tweeting their favourite lines, and asking for a movie to be made.
The novella is filled with one-liners, describing Trump as a caricature of himself, whilst eliciting the main character's love for him.
"My loins trembled as the scent of his toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity."
"His gorgeous ass flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes in his pants. My hunger for pancakes had never been stronger."
"He answered the door, wearing only a robe, the robe open only enough for me to see his beautiful saggy chest - a chest that would give Betty White a run for her money."
"I had to admit it, I wanted his geriatric 2006 Oerex Hilton jello body, and I wanted it bad."
"He brushed his hand against my cheek, leaving a stream of self tanner dripping down me."
"The only thing I knew was that I wanted to ride the elevator to the top of his Trump Tower."
Spoiler Alert: As things begin to heat up between the bellboy and Trump, it is revealed Trump is really a repitilian animal, pointing to his 'inhumane' stance on several political issues.
The author Elijah Daniel, an LA-based comedian, admits in his opening remarks that he wrote the book in four hours - in a drunken state.
"This is really bad, and it's meant to be really bad," he wrote.
He even goes on to thank "Twitter", "my mother for dropping me", "Sarah Palin", "homeless Terry from down the street", and "alcohol" in his acknowledgements section, amongst others.
The novella has already received comparisons to '50 Shades of Grey' and 'Harry Potter'.
The book is currently priced at $2.40 on Amazon.
