Douche(s) of the Summer

A crown so heavy, not one lone douche can struggle under its weight.

So we picked three! Naw, you're welcome.

From 'gonzo journalist' Sean Penn to West Indies cricketer Chris Gayle, we've got you covered when it comes to the Douche(s) of the Summer.

Ah yes, but this list wouldn't be complete without the addition of *drum roll* ... former Sydney Roosters co-captain Mitchell Pearce.