This zombie-proof apartment in Sydney could be yours for $230

Located in the beautiful, tranquil Wollstonecraft – until the zombie apocalypse that is.

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(Gumtree / Kevin) Source: Gumtree / Kevin

A Gumtree user and self-professed zombie-apocalypse-survival-expert known simply as ‘Kevin’ has listed his ‘Zombie Proof Apartment’ in Wollstonecraft, north Sydney.

“Invest in a apartment that has a zombie plan,” the Gumtree advert says. “Located in the beautiful tranquil peaceful Wollstonecraft – until the zombie apocalypse that is.”

According to Kevin the apartment boasts unlimited wi-fi (to stay updated on latest apocalypse news) and bus and train connections (if you need multiple escape options).
Zombie proof apartment for $230
Source: Gumtree / Kevin
The apartment is also close to Crows Nest shops (to raid for food and supplies) and comes with access to a washing machine and indoor and outdoor clothes lines (perfect for cleaning zombie blood stains).

There are some conditions though. Kevin says zombie survival skills are a must, and you must be a non-smoker with no pets.

“We want healthy survivors, no zombie dogs or cats,” the ad says.

The full ad for the $230 Morton Street room is available here

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