Fairydust, confetti and penguins

A bandaid on a bullet wound, a mugger and a magic pudding - they've all featured in week one of the federal election.

Fairydust, confetti and penguins

Think you've been watching a different campaign?

 

We're fairdinkum.

 

Here's just a sprinkling - complete with fairydust, confetti and penguins - of the one liners our politicians have been throwing around.

 

Compiled by Thea Cowie.