Fifty shades of stink: Cinema shut down after woman loses control of bodily fluids

A Valentine's Day UK screening of Fifty Shades of Grey had to be shut down after a woman lost control of her bodily fluids, a local paper has reported.

Fifty Shades of Grey

Fifty Shades of Grey. (file)

The Milton Keynes Citizen reported that an entire cinema, packed out for the film, had to be evacuated after one woman, who was reportedly so drunk she had to be carried out, lost control of her bodily functions.

“She lost control of 
everything, including all bodily fluids. The whole cinema stank,” an outraged cinema patron told the paper.

“We all expected to see Christian Grey gag 
Anastasia as part of the plot.

“We certainly didn’t 
expect to be gagging ourselves because of the stench.”

Staff reportedly rushed to the scene to remove the woman and quickly decided the situation was irredeemable and shut down the screening.

“I’m not sure of her age but she so drunk she couldn’t move. She practically had to be 
carried out. And the mess she left behind was just 
disgusting,” said another patron.

“There was no way they could clean it up there and then – it would be a specialist job, so the film was stopped and everybody had to leave.”

 


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