Bill Shorten forgot how to eat a sausage and no one can cope.

On today, of all days.

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If you're an Australian politician today, you're going to eat a lot of sausages.

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Even if you've already eaten a sausage at every booth, there's no way to say no:

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You might think that there is no wrong way to eat a sausage.

But you'd be wrong.

Bill Shorten ate a sausage in a roll this morning and tackled it FROM THE MIDDLE.

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To be fair, it could have been a lot worse.

Let's just agree there is only one good way to eat a sausage.

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