Omgomgomgomgomgomg, she's here! She's here! She's HERE!
It's DELTA TIME!
As soon as Delta hits the screen, she just stands out. We've got the pipes, the talent, the dazzling sparkly dress, and a big moon. All the ingredients for success.
But just as you think this is going to be a case of mere talent, the beat DROPS. It's party time, friends.
According to the bookies, Delta Goodrem is well and truly in the running to win it all at Eurovision. Source: AAP / Martin Meissner / AP
Delta goes for a little jaunt down the runway and there, behold, a bedazzled piano. The most bedazzled piano you've ever seen.
At first, we don't get a zoom in on the keys to see if Delta's actually playing, but she quickly recognises the audience doubting her abilities and does a little on-camera piano solo as if to say: there. You thought I couldn't do it. But watch these little fingers tinkling about. Yeah, I'm doing that.
Then, as if to prove a bigger point, she's like — not only can I play piano, I can also stand on a platform and get totally yeeted up in the sky.
There's pyro, there's hair flips, and before you know it, Delta is IN THE SKY! ON A BIG STILT! ON TOP OF THE PIANO! WITH BEDAZZLED EVERYTHING!
What's that you can smell? Mmmm, that's a winner, baby.
— Alexandra Koster