FERTO FERTO FERTO
Wipe those tears up, kids. Forget your mothers!
Because we've apparently all been teleported into a video game where we're tiger-hybrid men with funny hats and damn — this is quite the tonal shift.
Right now, we've got Akylas from Greece with their song Ferto. Apparently, ferto translates to "bring it". So: ferto, my dude.
Soon, ferto is brought upon us, with lyrical genius like: ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto ferto.
The crowd, unsurprisingly, is eating it up. Ferto for breakfast, lunch and dinner!
I'm obsessed with everything about this. The wiggling ears. A random man lying on the floor for no discernible reason. A SCOOTER??? I'm feeling that I'm on a bad trip with mild psychosis. A surprise mum appearance (it all comes back to our mums). A greek statue getting loose. It's just art.
The set design on this one is also genuinely extraordinary — we're in mum's living room, then chilling with a Greek statue, then in a bank filled with gold for some reason.

I feel like the language barrier is really limiting my understanding of what's going on here, but I feel like it's enhancing the experience.
Then, we really lean back into mums with a brief mum loving intermission (the theme of this year is obviously "love ya mum"), before Akylas goes, "Eh mum just come dance with us."
Then, before we can even really process it, it's over. I'm not sure what I just watched, but I know I've been changed forever.
— Alexandra Koster











