2016 was the year of the smashed avo.
Hipster cafes rejoiced, millennials (really everyone) went wild and any dreams of ever owning a castle - scratch that, a house - were shattered forever.

So 2017 had a lot of avocado stereotypes to smash and this stone fruit certainly managed to conjure up another oddball year for its lovers and haters.
People wanted to increase its life expectancy
And also slice and dice an avo without removing your hand. #foodgoals

Melbourne wanted avo lattes... or did they?
Pro: it saves on washing up. Con: you'll never own your own home.

Gelato had fomo...
Avolato or Gelcado? Take a deep breath...

Amsterdam got an all-avo restaurant
Europe’s first restaurant serving everything avocado opened mid-March in the Netherlands capital.

Then Australia followed suit and they wanted an official taste tester
Job description: 'Head of Avo Control' - must have minimum two years of smashing avocado experience.

There was new life in the beloved avocado yet
See what this artist can do with Australia's favourite stone fruit.

Then someone went and invented a diet avo?
New year, new you - with 30 per cent less fat?

They went big in China
But not everyone was convinced of their 'superfood powers'.

Yes, you can be allergic to avocado
And honey...

They were stolen?
Police charged a man with unlawful possession after recovering a number of usual stolen goods, including hundreds of avos.

Avo dressed up like a pickle... kind of
Stoneless avocados are the newest addition to produce aisles... don't be fooled this ain't no pickle.

Adding guac boosted dating profiles
If you heart guacamole, others might just heart you back.
The only hostile thing an avocado ever did was refuse to ripen for a week
So, avocado was forgiven...

So we took a trip to Jamaica (read: made Jamaican avocado ice-cream)
Definitely more cost effective then airfares - anyone got a discount code handy? Here's the recipe in the meantime!

And then we were reassured imperfection was alllllllllllright
Real life is just fine, thanks.

So 2018, let's see how you can up the avo ante. It's been smooth sailing so far (it's only mid-January people), but it's only a matter of time before a viral video gets unleashed, right?
Want more avo delights? Check out our collection with features, recipes and laugh-out-loud moments here.
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